I love it when a plan comes together...
Sunday, July 18, 2010 at 9:42PM 
We've received orders to remain on high alert for a potential upcoming mission. We've both talked about it recently, but timing is now reaching the critical phase. Please see the telegram below sent to Energizer on our behalf and understand that I and my Team Partner Special Agent PJ-493875 (aka) "Princess" Jenn may be detained from participating in non-essential activities in the coming weeks.
Telegram
**********CLASSIFIED**********
To: Energizer
From: Secret Service Centre Dispatch; Canadian Intelligence
URGENT - Canadian representation for this mission is imperative STOP
Special Agents 99, and PJ-493875 (aka) "Princess" Jenn, are hereby recommended by the Canadian Special Services Detachment Unit to assist in this highly specialized operative STOP
Special Agents will operate under the code name # DOUBLE A TEAM / # The AA Team STOP
Selection of this team will offer greatest opportunity for success STOP
Team deft at all levels: approach, engagement, strategy and follow through STOP
The wit, charisma and general awesomeness required for this mission is a Double-A-Team specialty STOP
END -
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These special missions crop up occasionally, but it's all part of the job really; one that I and my partner take very seriously, especially when Canadian representation is at stake. We wave the red and white proudly up here and don't want our potential client to miss any opportunities in New York or in Canada.
As you are all surely aware, general details of the assignment have already been leaked, and involve such tactical measures as: Brand Awareness, Product Promotion, Dispersement of USB Drives, Excitement Creation and Relationship Building, but the final orders for this mission will not be released until the tactical team has been selected. Clearly, this is a job for professionals.
Because of the massive leak about the operation on Twitter, focus is being lost and the required excitement is at risk unless the right people are chosen.
Fortunately, Jenn and I both have existing level 5 National Security Clearance from the recent G20 so we're already ahead of the pack. It's who you know people...
We have also begun to deploy tactical measures in anticipation of this assignment and we're eager to put our many talents to good use.
Unfortunately, that's all we can divulge right now.
Once at BlogHer, we'll be able to tell you everything!
Jenn and I can’t wait to see you there!
@agentninety9
Reader Comments (3)
LOL. I could just hear the theme music playing in my head and all kinds of shit blowing up at BlogHer. Brilliant post! Can't wait to see the video now.
This is why I'm your friend and roomie. And also why I totally adore you.
I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOPE YOU GUYS WIN!!!!